There are ants in my kitty’s pants!
May 20th, 2008, 04:45 pm
Wake up in the morning after a bad night of sleep. Cat meowing all night, upstairs neighbors vacuuming at midnight. Feel like crap. Go to the kitchen to make sure the cat has food in her dish and it’s full of ants! Swear. Dump food into garbage can. Grab lighter and start burning ants.
All of the ants in my apartment are dead or dying. Hop in shower. Get out of shower and see the screen in the window has been pushed out. Cat is no where to be found. Swear again. Get worried that cat has run away. Quickly get dressed and hurry outside. Look for cat and find her in bushes near the window. She didn’t get far. Cat is scared so she won’t let me get close. Have to scare her back through the window into the apartment. Close all windows and vow not to open them again. Cat acts like nothing happened and she is my best friend although minutes before she wouldn’t let me get close to her.
Go to work ready for the day to be over since I already had all the excitement I can take in one day.
