The Quest for Fat

June 27th, 2008, 11:05 am

I’m still working on the weight gain quest. It’s going OK but I’m not seeing a lot of progress yet. I’m still beer-belly and thunder-thigh free. How I long to look down towards my feet and see nothing but belly. I’ll get there. Eventually.

I’ve been doubling up on my daily food intake. I’m drowning in Ramen Noodles over here. Though I’m starting to wonder if perhaps I’m going about this the wrong way. I should be eating fatty baked goods. Does anyone have a good visiting teacher they are willing to part with?

Four Words

June 26th, 2008, 03:50 pm

I’ve uttered a total of four words today: it’s not Friday yet. It’s really all I can muster. I need my weekend.

Saving the Planet One Booger at a Time

June 25th, 2008, 10:34 am

I rode my bike to work today. I’d like to say I rode my bike in an effort to save the environment, but that would be a giant lie. And I am no liar.

I’m having the windows of my car tinted today. I’m tinting them for various reasons. Sure, tinted windows lower the temperature inside your car, but more importantly I can pick my nose in private. Plus chicks dig tint.

Riding my bike to the office felt great. The wind blowing through my freshly flat-ironed hair was thrilling. So thrilling I may just ride it again tomorrow. I’ll just be sure to pick my nose at home, before leaving the house.

Weight Gain Day 4

June 19th, 2008, 10:56 pm

After losing around 10 pounds over the past year due to stress, depression and other stuff I’ve decided it’s time to gain it back. Since I’ve always been skinny why not gain more than just the ten pounds? To do this I’m going to eat more calories. I want to buy some weight gainner from GNC since that will almost double my the number of calories I eat in a day. But for now I’m going to get use to eating more food and drink Slim Fast on top of what I’m already eating.

After four days, today is the first day I haven’t felt like throwing up. I have been feeling sick and hungry at the same time since I started. I want more food but my body can’t handle it. I’m sure somewhere in my head I’m causing the sickness as well. I just need to remember it’s for the best and I’ll like myself better. I need to keep going even though it’s tough. I hope it gets easier.

I send myself mail

June 10th, 2008, 09:54 pm

Last week I wrote a letter to a friend who is currently on a mission for the LDS church. Today I checked my PO box for the first time in a while and there was my letter to my friend. I sat there looking at it puzzled as to why it was in my PO box. There wasn’t any stamp or sticker saying to send it back to the sender. After a minute or two I realized I switched the place of the addresses. I guess subconsciously I wanted to get a letter so I wrote one to myself. It certainly surprised me to receive it. Maybe next time I’ll write myself an email and save the 47 cents.

Get paid to update my blog

June 6th, 2008, 04:45 pm

My blog sucks. I should pay someone to update my blog for me. No. Not worth it. Everyone can make up their own posts on what they think I would be writing.