Saving the Planet One Booger at a Time
June 25th, 2008, 10:34 am
I rode my bike to work today. I’d like to say I rode my bike in an effort to save the environment, but that would be a giant lie. And I am no liar.
I’m having the windows of my car tinted today. I’m tinting them for various reasons. Sure, tinted windows lower the temperature inside your car, but more importantly I can pick my nose in private. Plus chicks dig tint.
Riding my bike to the office felt great. The wind blowing through my freshly flat-ironed hair was thrilling. So thrilling I may just ride it again tomorrow. I’ll just be sure to pick my nose at home, before leaving the house.
By Karen on June 26th, 2008 at 11:56 am
You can also “do it” in the car with tinted windows.
Or so I hear.
By Brandi on July 22nd, 2008 at 1:43 am
You are a very silly boy.