July 27th, 2008, 03:44 pm
The past week has been extremely busy for me. After getting back from London this past weekend for phpBB’s Londonvasion I got slammed at work with lots of projects to work on. Not only am I dead tired from jet lag but work is wearing me out. I’m finally starting to recover. I have a couple items I’ve wanted to blog about but that will have to wait until I actually have some time. Can someone clone me? You can kill it when I’m done with it. I promise I won’t tell the cops that you killed me.
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July 18th, 2008, 10:15 am
Since moving into this new apartment I have:
- Triggered the fire alarm when using the stove which was covered in grease. I don’t know if all of them in the building went off but I heard the people above me start moving around. I now know that it doesn’t take very much to trigger it.
- Accidentally hit the panic button for my car while my keys are in my pocket. Mostly late at night.
- Cat running around loudly early in the morning. Also hitting her mouse against the walls making lots of noise and meowing nonstop.
- Leaving and coming home late at night with the loud exhaust on my car.
Everyone else is very quiet except for me. That’s fine with me. I got what I wanted.
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July 13th, 2008, 05:22 pm

Banana flavored.
Cool and tasty in my mouth.
Too soon are you gone.
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July 9th, 2008, 10:02 am
I’m obsessed with chick flicks. It’s true, sad, but true. People give me grief about it, but I don’t care. My name is Eric, and I’m addicted to girl movies. What of it?
My current top five favorites are:
- The Notebook
- How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
- Splash
- Terms of Endearment
- Beaches
On occasion I’ll rent a dick flick where things blow up just to keep the gay Blockbuster employee from hitting on me.
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July 8th, 2008, 04:58 pm
I moved. My cat moved. And my stuff moved. I’m very busy unpacking and can’t be bothered to entertain you freaks. Be glad I posted this much.
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July 6th, 2008, 01:08 pm
This past week has been spent packing in preparation for moving to a new apartment tomorrow. Well hopefully move into. Yesterday I was suppose to sign the lease. I went there and no one was there. For the next couple of hours I called every once in a while and no answer. Back when I paid the deposit they said someone would be there. That doesn’t make me feel good. I’m hoping no one was there because it is a holiday weekend. Tomorrow I’ll be moving for sure either to the new apartment or to my parents.
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July 2nd, 2008, 11:22 am
I’m a blonde. Did you know that? My co-workers didn’t. One co-worker in particular—she’s short and blamed her lack of height as the reason she couldn’t see that my roots are pretty blonde. I think she’s just threatened by having another blonde in the office.
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July 1st, 2008, 03:46 pm
My neighbors above me have a dog. Some sort of terrier I believe. This dog does not know how to bark. When I say that, he barks but not like a normal dog. His bark sounds like his legs are getting ripped off. Anybody walks by him and he sounds like he is getting put in a blender making you want to put a shotgun to his head to put him, and you, out of his misery.
The worst is getting woken up by a dog getting killed. Makes me want to go rip his legs off just so he actually has something to yelp about.
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