Clone me

July 27th, 2008, 03:44 pm

The past week has been extremely busy for me. After getting back from London this past weekend for phpBB’s Londonvasion I got slammed at work with lots of projects to work on. Not only am I dead tired from jet lag but work is wearing me out. I’m finally starting to recover. I have a couple items I’ve wanted to blog about but that will have to wait until I actually have some time. Can someone clone me? You can kill it when I’m done with it. I promise I won’t tell the cops that you killed me.

My new neighbors must hate me

July 18th, 2008, 10:15 am

Since moving into this new apartment I have:

  1. Triggered the fire alarm when using the stove which was covered in grease. I don’t know if all of them in the building went off but I heard the people above me start moving around. I now know that it doesn’t take very much to trigger it.
  2. Accidentally hit the panic button for my car while my keys are in my pocket. Mostly late at night.
  3. Cat running around loudly early in the morning. Also hitting her mouse against the walls making lots of noise and meowing nonstop.
  4. Leaving and coming home late at night with the loud exhaust on my car.

Everyone else is very quiet except for me. That’s fine with me. I got what I wanted.

Ode to my Slurpee

July 13th, 2008, 05:22 pm

Banana flavored.
Cool and tasty in my mouth.
Too soon are you gone.

Top Five

July 9th, 2008, 10:02 am

I’m obsessed with chick flicks. It’s true, sad, but true. People give me grief about it, but I don’t care. My name is Eric, and I’m addicted to girl movies. What of it?

My current top five favorites are:

  1. The Notebook
  2. How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
  3. Splash
  4. Terms of Endearment
  5. Beaches

On occasion I’ll rent a dick flick where things blow up just to keep the gay Blockbuster employee from hitting on me.

Moved

July 8th, 2008, 04:58 pm

I moved. My cat moved. And my stuff moved. I’m very busy unpacking and can’t be bothered to entertain you freaks. Be glad I posted this much.

Moving to a new Apartment

July 6th, 2008, 01:08 pm

This past week has been spent packing in preparation for moving to a new apartment tomorrow. Well hopefully move into. Yesterday I was suppose to sign the lease. I went there and no one was there. For the next couple of hours I called every once in a while and no answer. Back when I paid the deposit they said someone would be there. That doesn’t make me feel good. I’m hoping no one was there because it is a holiday weekend. Tomorrow I’ll be moving for sure either to the new apartment or to my parents.

Blonde

July 2nd, 2008, 11:22 am

I’m a blonde. Did you know that? My co-workers didn’t. One co-worker in particular—she’s short and blamed her lack of height as the reason she couldn’t see that my roots are pretty blonde. I think she’s just threatened by having another blonde in the office.

Why I Hate my Apartment Reason #143

July 1st, 2008, 03:46 pm

My neighbors above me have a dog. Some sort of terrier I believe. This dog does not know how to bark. When I say that, he barks but not like a normal dog. His bark sounds like his legs are getting ripped off. Anybody walks by him and he sounds like he is getting put in a blender making you want to put a shotgun to his head to put him, and you, out of his misery.

The worst is getting woken up by a dog getting killed. Makes me want to go rip his legs off just so he actually has something to yelp about.