Why I Hate my Apartment Reason #143
July 1st, 2008, 03:46 pm
My neighbors above me have a dog. Some sort of terrier I believe. This dog does not know how to bark. When I say that, he barks but not like a normal dog. His bark sounds like his legs are getting ripped off. Anybody walks by him and he sounds like he is getting put in a blender making you want to put a shotgun to his head to put him, and you, out of his misery.
The worst is getting woken up by a dog getting killed. Makes me want to go rip his legs off just so he actually has something to yelp about.
