November 25th, 2008, 10:51 pm
I’ve decided that I want to cook dinner instead of grabbing fast food, heating up some soup or slapping something together real quick. I’m decent at baking so I figured cooking shouldn’t be too bad. Boy was I wrong. Tonight after talking to my Mom I attempted to fry some chicken and make potatoes with gravy. I ruined the gravy and forgot to cook the peas I wanted to have with it. The chicken wasn’t good but it wasn’t bad. All that hard work for nothing. Cooking is nothing like baking. Too much can go wrong and you don’t get a sweet treat like I’m use to after baking.
I do make some simple casseroles which are good. If anyone has easy recipes that don’t make tons of food (it’s only for me) then I would love to have them. I’ll make brownies or cookies for you.
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May 20th, 2008, 04:45 pm
Wake up in the morning after a bad night of sleep. Cat meowing all night, upstairs neighbors vacuuming at midnight. Feel like crap. Go to the kitchen to make sure the cat has food in her dish and it’s full of ants! Swear. Dump food into garbage can. Grab lighter and start burning ants.
All of the ants in my apartment are dead or dying. Hop in shower. Get out of shower and see the screen in the window has been pushed out. Cat is no where to be found. Swear again. Get worried that cat has run away. Quickly get dressed and hurry outside. Look for cat and find her in bushes near the window. She didn’t get far. Cat is scared so she won’t let me get close. Have to scare her back through the window into the apartment. Close all windows and vow not to open them again. Cat acts like nothing happened and she is my best friend although minutes before she wouldn’t let me get close to her.
Go to work ready for the day to be over since I already had all the excitement I can take in one day.
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November 7th, 2006, 08:54 pm
Today was kinda a funny day. Some would probably consider this a bad day but I’m laughing at it.
First, I went through the drive through and lunch today. When the guy was handing me my drink, he didn’t put the lid on tight so it started coming off and it spilled all over my door.
Second, they screwed up the order of the orders (if that makes sense). I put it on my credit card so I didn’t really pay attention to the price. When I actually started eating my food, I decided to look at my receipt and saw that I was charged more than I was suppose to. $1.40 wasn’t worth driving back for in my opinion.
Third, I ordered a Dr. Pepper. It was Coke. I got the right sandwich though.
Forth, I spilled my Dr. Pepper that tasted like Coke all over me.
Fifth, while driving home, I was stopped at a light in the very right lane right next to the right turn lane. Well a guy in the lane left of me decided to cut me off so he could turn right at that light once it turned green. For some reason I didn’t accelerate as fast as I normal do which is a good thing or else I would have been in the side of the guy. While he was cutting me off, he had his hand out his sun roof like he was saying thank you. Whatever. He was driving a Honda. Not that that makes any difference but I like taking stabs at Hondas.
Seems like there was more but I can’t remember. Oh well.
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August 19th, 2006, 01:56 pm
Don’t ask me how I came across this. I’m not sure myself.
http://www.carbibles.com/utahdrivers.html
Also note that most Utahns (in fact this could be most Americans, I’m not sure) will look at a very obviously orange traffic light and tell you its yellow. Similarly, they’ll tell you the green “cross now” pedestrian sign is blue…….go figure.
The light is yellow not orange. Those pedestrian signs are blue not green. In fact, they look more white than they do green.
That is a pretty funny read. Of course it blows things our of proportion. Not all Utahns drive like the article wants you to believe.
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