Short and Sweet
August 15th, 2008, 08:14 pm
I met a girl which is why I haven’t been posting. She’s much cuter and more fun to kiss than the internet. As such I have decided to neglect the three readers that I have. Sorry.
Look at the Baldy
August 1st, 2008, 06:50 pm
A couple weeks ago I was in London for phpBB’s Londonvasion (software conference) where this picture was taken:
I’m the bald one on the right side. I’m not really bald but the combination of the hotel not providing any shampoo and the roots of my natural blond hair makes it look like I am. Now I know what I’ll look like in a few years when I’ve lost some of my hair. The back of my head will still be as sexy as ever.
Here are a couple more pictures of me. Here are some more pictures of the whole event.
Top Five
July 9th, 2008, 10:02 am
I’m obsessed with chick flicks. It’s true, sad, but true. People give me grief about it, but I don’t care. My name is Eric, and I’m addicted to girl movies. What of it?
My current top five favorites are:
- The Notebook
- How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
- Splash
- Terms of Endearment
- Beaches
On occasion I’ll rent a dick flick where things blow up just to keep the gay Blockbuster employee from hitting on me.
Blonde
July 2nd, 2008, 11:22 am
I’m a blonde. Did you know that? My co-workers didn’t. One co-worker in particular—she’s short and blamed her lack of height as the reason she couldn’t see that my roots are pretty blonde. I think she’s just threatened by having another blonde in the office.
Saving the Planet One Booger at a Time
June 25th, 2008, 10:34 am
I rode my bike to work today. I’d like to say I rode my bike in an effort to save the environment, but that would be a giant lie. And I am no liar.
I’m having the windows of my car tinted today. I’m tinting them for various reasons. Sure, tinted windows lower the temperature inside your car, but more importantly I can pick my nose in private. Plus chicks dig tint.
Riding my bike to the office felt great. The wind blowing through my freshly flat-ironed hair was thrilling. So thrilling I may just ride it again tomorrow. I’ll just be sure to pick my nose at home, before leaving the house.
