July 18th, 2008, 10:15 am
Since moving into this new apartment I have:
- Triggered the fire alarm when using the stove which was covered in grease. I don’t know if all of them in the building went off but I heard the people above me start moving around. I now know that it doesn’t take very much to trigger it.
- Accidentally hit the panic button for my car while my keys are in my pocket. Mostly late at night.
- Cat running around loudly early in the morning. Also hitting her mouse against the walls making lots of noise and meowing nonstop.
- Leaving and coming home late at night with the loud exhaust on my car.
Everyone else is very quiet except for me. That’s fine with me. I got what I wanted.
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July 13th, 2008, 05:22 pm
Banana flavored.
Cool and tasty in my mouth.
Too soon are you gone.
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July 9th, 2008, 10:02 am
I’m obsessed with chick flicks. It’s true, sad, but true. People give me grief about it, but I don’t care. My name is Eric, and I’m addicted to girl movies. What of it?
My current top five favorites are:
- The Notebook
- How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
- Splash
- Terms of Endearment
- Beaches
On occasion I’ll rent a dick flick where things blow up just to keep the gay Blockbuster employee from hitting on me.
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July 8th, 2008, 04:58 pm
I moved. My cat moved. And my stuff moved. I’m very busy unpacking and can’t be bothered to entertain you freaks. Be glad I posted this much.
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July 6th, 2008, 01:08 pm
This past week has been spent packing in preparation for moving to a new apartment tomorrow. Well hopefully move into. Yesterday I was suppose to sign the lease. I went there and no one was there. For the next couple of hours I called every once in a while and no answer. Back when I paid the deposit they said someone would be there. That doesn’t make me feel good. I’m hoping no one was there because it is a holiday weekend. Tomorrow I’ll be moving for sure either to the new apartment or to my parents.
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July 2nd, 2008, 11:22 am
I’m a blonde. Did you know that? My co-workers didn’t. One co-worker in particular—she’s short and blamed her lack of height as the reason she couldn’t see that my roots are pretty blonde. I think she’s just threatened by having another blonde in the office.
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July 1st, 2008, 03:46 pm
My neighbors above me have a dog. Some sort of terrier I believe. This dog does not know how to bark. When I say that, he barks but not like a normal dog. His bark sounds like his legs are getting ripped off. Anybody walks by him and he sounds like he is getting put in a blender making you want to put a shotgun to his head to put him, and you, out of his misery.
The worst is getting woken up by a dog getting killed. Makes me want to go rip his legs off just so he actually has something to yelp about.
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June 27th, 2008, 11:05 am
I’m still working on the weight gain quest. It’s going OK but I’m not seeing a lot of progress yet. I’m still beer-belly and thunder-thigh free. How I long to look down towards my feet and see nothing but belly. I’ll get there. Eventually.
I’ve been doubling up on my daily food intake. I’m drowning in Ramen Noodles over here. Though I’m starting to wonder if perhaps I’m going about this the wrong way. I should be eating fatty baked goods. Does anyone have a good visiting teacher they are willing to part with?
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June 26th, 2008, 03:50 pm
I’ve uttered a total of four words today: it’s not Friday yet. It’s really all I can muster. I need my weekend.
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June 25th, 2008, 10:34 am
I rode my bike to work today. I’d like to say I rode my bike in an effort to save the environment, but that would be a giant lie. And I am no liar.
I’m having the windows of my car tinted today. I’m tinting them for various reasons. Sure, tinted windows lower the temperature inside your car, but more importantly I can pick my nose in private. Plus chicks dig tint.
Riding my bike to the office felt great. The wind blowing through my freshly flat-ironed hair was thrilling. So thrilling I may just ride it again tomorrow. I’ll just be sure to pick my nose at home, before leaving the house.
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